I Don't Blame You for Not Reading
So, you see a headline, whether it's online, in a magazine, in a newspaper, etc., and you gloss over the key words to make sure you want to read it. You have to make sure, 'cause otherwise you're wasting your life. You spend 20-minutes reading about who-knows-what, which time you could have spent waiting for nothing to happen and still glean the same exact amount of information. It's less humiliating to go into debt than it is to waste half an hour reading about something that has no relevance to anyone. As it is, I don't blame you for not reading this. If you have read this far, I applaud you for your dedication to the headline. It's really a lure to get you this far, reeling in the fish I've just hooked in your eyes. If you haven't read this far, let this be a silent whisper hidden in the recesses of code you've left un-interrupted: I completely understand the distrust that has stayed your finger. (Unless that was creepy. I mean, let's be...