I was thinking...

"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care." -Dave Barry

Kent Redford: Utah, United States; You know who I am. I am the thoughts that follow you as a grainy haze of possible terror. I am the face you can feel hiding behind each reflection. I am the social lint that has gathered as you tumble through conversations and looks, forming the You so ready to crumble apart alone in a wet alley. I am your deepest secret, the shell that you fear will pull your entire being back into its once seed and erase your life as you've grown it. Just kidding. My name is Kent, and I'm an Aquarius who likes to travel, likes hot bubble baths lined with floating lotus flowers, and fine dining. Just kidding. I'm a married guy who lives in Utah and doesn't make a lot of money. Hence, this.